- attractive friend: wow im so ugly
- me: if you're ugly, what the fuck am i then
- fun fact about the human body!
- if you took the skin of an average human and laid it out
- you would have enough
- to get a pretty fucking serious criminal convictionÂ
- 4 weeks ago: single
- 3 weeks ago: single
- Last week: single
- Next week: single
- Next month: single
- Next year: single
- Next decade: single
- Next century: single
